the angel that lives in the spaces between my ribs keeps melting together the microplastics from my veins to make friendship bracelets i have nine of them now
Her troubled heart has summoned a Night Mare from the depths of her mind.
In my shop
dolce & gabbana fall 2005 couture
what im learning is that you cannot avoid your way into a life you enjoy
wifi? if you’re looking to read internet posts i have 8000 pages of icanhascheezburger printout from 2009 on the 2nd shelf.
PoisonedElf has sent you a message
PoisonedElf: can i please have the antidote
*right clicks you and saves you into a folder called “friends :)” on my desktop*
*goes into the folder and clicks and drags you around the screen for fun so it’s like you’re on a rollercoaster, or perhaps a big twisty slide*
Weeeeeeeee!
starting a MOVIE EXPLAINED channel but only pointing out things that are obviously true
TAXI DRIVER EXPLAINED: that weiurd car he drives is a taxi
HEREDITARY EXPLAINED: that adult woman was living with the children because shes their mom
SAW EXPLAINED: the bathroom is a nasty place to be for a long time
Anonymous asked:One time in college I told a guy "I am interested in sex" and he responded by recommending me some books on the sociology of sex
they should invent a cogwheel whose spokes fit perfectly between the nooks of my spine so that u can roll it down my back and perfectly rip my spine out of my body with the ease similar to opening a sardine can lid
could we get a visual?
i thought u would never ask
the heavy machinery when Iām on pain meds and not supposed to be operating them
